Why the fuck are you here

ohmypheels:

everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should

just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.

now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been deleted because somebody ‘wanted your url’

how sad would that be

kingcheddarxvii:

I used to think that feminists thought men were inferior and that I was meant to feel like less of a person for being male and that being male was difficult and therefore negated any complaint of sexism and that sexism would stop being a problem if people just stopped talking about it

Then I turned 12

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allofmydirkjake:

bronzor:

when you play lavander town backwards you hear the most HORRIFYING music in the fucking world, i kid you not.

if you scare easily, please don’t listen to this.

backwards  i love it though yes its kinda scary))

dropitlikeitshussie:

f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t:

fuck the police if you know what i mean

okay so i don’t usually add stories to reblogs but i HAVE TO in this case
a couple years ago i was on a roadtrip with my family. i had to pee really bad so we pulled into a subway parking lot and i ran in, also to get cookies for us so i wouldn’t just be rudely using the bathroom and ditching. when i came out of the bathroom these three really hot police officers were sitting near the beginning of the line and another one was in the line in front of me. i am pretty easily intimidated by attractive people, so i just quietly stood in line behind him. once i was done i went to grab a couple of napkins and i didn’t want to pipe up that one of them was in my way so i awkwardly coughed to catch his attention. one of the guys sitting down kind of snickered at me and was like “he doesn’t bite you know” and the guy in the way TURNED AROUND AND WINKED AND MADE THIS FLIRTY GROWLING NOISE AT ME and i fucking SQUEAKED and apologized and walked out of there so quickly my face was so red

dropitlikeitshussie:

f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t:

fuck the police if you know what i mean

okay so i don’t usually add stories to reblogs but i HAVE TO in this case

a couple years ago i was on a roadtrip with my family. i had to pee really bad so we pulled into a subway parking lot and i ran in, also to get cookies for us so i wouldn’t just be rudely using the bathroom and ditching. when i came out of the bathroom these three really hot police officers were sitting near the beginning of the line and another one was in the line in front of me. i am pretty easily intimidated by attractive people, so i just quietly stood in line behind him. once i was done i went to grab a couple of napkins and i didn’t want to pipe up that one of them was in my way so i awkwardly coughed to catch his attention. one of the guys sitting down kind of snickered at me and was like “he doesn’t bite you know” and the guy in the way TURNED AROUND AND WINKED AND MADE THIS FLIRTY GROWLING NOISE AT ME and i fucking SQUEAKED and apologized and walked out of there so quickly my face was so red

klausenjoysthehunt:

To people who followed me for one specific fandom, I am so so sorry

organicscrews:

bienenkiste:

Ice ship sculpture created by set designer and art director Rhea Thierstein | Shot by Tim Walker

ohmygod.
I just… I can’t. I just can’t. Words. There are none. fdjsklfdsjfdkslsdjfds

organicscrews:

bienenkiste:

Ice ship sculpture created by set designer and art director Rhea Thierstein | Shot by Tim Walker

ohmygod.

I just… I can’t. I just can’t. Words. There are none. fdjsklfdsjfdkslsdjfds

what do japanese horses say?

kawaii desu neigh 

deadghostchildren:

i used to have a scooter

deadghostchildren:

i used to have a scooter

ragewang:

uncomfortableconfusion:

The cutest kitten gifs ever on tumblr

do not do this to my frail and mortal being